Some advice to future T1s
Anatomy:
Question 1: How is this piece of unrecognizable mangled guck different from this other piece of unrecognizable and mangled guck?
Question 2: What is the difference between gagging and swallowing?
Question 3: Why do people move away from me in the elevator?
Question 4: What is, what is?
Answer 1: I don't know, it all looks like brisket to me.
Answer 2: direction
Answer 3: you smell like dead people, jackass
Answer 4: don't worry about the details, just know the big picture... except for on the test
Embryology:
Question 1: How is this hypothetical tube that you will never see different from this other hypothetical tube that you will never see?
Question 2: How many times will these two tubes change names during the next three days of development?
Question 3: Can you spell any of these names?
Answer 1: I didn't even know they existed, so how could I tell them apart?
Answer 2: 17
Answer 3: Definite negative, Ghostwriter.
Histology:
Question 1: How is this small red dot different from this other small red dot?
Question 2: Can you tell the difference between the anus and the esophagus?
Question 3: How many calories are there in semen?
Answer 1: No clue, they all look the same.
Answer 2: Only with the lights on.
Answer 3: Apparently Dr. Jeter knows, because you are what you eat
Cell Bio:
Question 1: how much studying does one really need to do for a cell bio test?
Answer 1: if studying includes grabbing my laptop and three changes of socks and driving through unpronouncable Louisiana cities, then I ought to honor this bad boy
Foundations in Medicine:
Question 1: And how does this all make you feel?
Answer 1: I don't care because I don't have a house, but you're going to make me write a two page essay on it anyway.
Love,
Emily, Julie and Rachel
Question 1: How is this piece of unrecognizable mangled guck different from this other piece of unrecognizable and mangled guck?
Question 2: What is the difference between gagging and swallowing?
Question 3: Why do people move away from me in the elevator?
Question 4: What is, what is?
Answer 1: I don't know, it all looks like brisket to me.
Answer 2: direction
Answer 3: you smell like dead people, jackass
Answer 4: don't worry about the details, just know the big picture... except for on the test
Embryology:
Question 1: How is this hypothetical tube that you will never see different from this other hypothetical tube that you will never see?
Question 2: How many times will these two tubes change names during the next three days of development?
Question 3: Can you spell any of these names?
Answer 1: I didn't even know they existed, so how could I tell them apart?
Answer 2: 17
Answer 3: Definite negative, Ghostwriter.
Histology:
Question 1: How is this small red dot different from this other small red dot?
Question 2: Can you tell the difference between the anus and the esophagus?
Question 3: How many calories are there in semen?
Answer 1: No clue, they all look the same.
Answer 2: Only with the lights on.
Answer 3: Apparently Dr. Jeter knows, because you are what you eat
Cell Bio:
Question 1: how much studying does one really need to do for a cell bio test?
Answer 1: if studying includes grabbing my laptop and three changes of socks and driving through unpronouncable Louisiana cities, then I ought to honor this bad boy
Foundations in Medicine:
Question 1: And how does this all make you feel?
Answer 1: I don't care because I don't have a house, but you're going to make me write a two page essay on it anyway.
Love,
Emily, Julie and Rachel

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