Desperate Housewives!
DH begins in a minute! Fucking awesome!
9:00: Mrs. McClusky is definitely Mrs. Landingham. And is cleraly going to die, because Lynette was a bitch.
9:01: I was right, sort of. Where are Lynette's kids?
9:04: David from Skeletal Bio was right!! Good job! Deirdre was the PI sent to look for the baby! Mad points given to David and his girlfriend. I wonder if this means that Mike will finally become normal.
9:06: Nevermind, he's going to start investigating Paul.
9:08: Susan's mother is just like her. Phenomenal casting!
9:09: Lynette's kids are so breaking that lamp. Either that, or Lynette breaks the lamp, and blames it on the kids.
First segment wrap-up: Bree is like, the most not subtle person ever. Gabby and Carlos is predictable. I still don't get why he's not in jail yet. Shouldn't his plea bargain like, begin already? On The Practice, when they plead guilty, they go to jail right away. They dont' get to go home and force their wives to sign post-nups and transfer money from one hidden Caymen Island account to another. He should totally be gone, so we can start seeing more of John. I wonder if Carlos has spies who will watch her while he's in prison. I mean, his mother's dead, so does he have anyone else?
9:15: Hooray, John is back! Too bad Gabby's using him as a therapist. Damn, thats mean of her. "I know that you're in love with me, but I'm going to continue to fuck you, with no hope of a future"
9:16: The credit card was SO nice of him!
9:17: Aw, Mrs. Landingham is lonely. :(
9:20: Poor Julie. She is clearly the most mature person in that house.
9:21: Yeah, like no one saw that coming. And did he just say Mike killed a cop?!
Second segment wrap-up: I kind of feel sorry for Mrs. McClusky/ Landingham. She's just lonely. :( How come Lynette's kids are like, never around in this episode? Just the one scene at the ice cream truck. Quick side note: Just saw an AMC commercial. Cannot believe David is trying to make everyone believe Dixie is back. What a stupid idea. Okay, back to DH. Susan's mother (whats her name again?) is clearly everything Susan is going to be in 20 years.
9:27: Ah, the student credit card comes to bite Gabby in the ass. Not surprising. I was actually expecting it to have like, a $300 limit or something.
9:32: Ew, I fucking hate that Bree is so anti-gay. This is horrible. Hate it, hate it, hate it. Not liking the trying to change Andrew. She totally deserves to have Andrew hate her now. This is wretched. Bree is definitely dropping down the list.
Recap: Yeah, so not liking Bree right now. I know that she's supposed to be right-wing conservative, but this is like, middle-America Bible Belt intolerance gay-bashing. I expected Bree to be unhappy, but not this extreme (although, when is Bree not extreme?) Totally with Rex on this one - Andrew seems happy, so let him be. Rex definitely didn't deserve to have Bree blurt out the masochism thing. Ulch.
9:37: Ew, those guys are so old and gross. Ick. Poor Susan.
9:38: Landingham/ McClusky is so dead - "You feckless thug! You get Hoynes!"
9:43: Aw, Susan is sad about Mike. No, sorry, devastated.
Recap: Oh, how can she say that Mike is the one. Thats jumping the gun a bit. Liking the Gabby-Carlos game playing. Its entertaining for now, but will definitely get kind of old if we have to sit through three more episodes of this. My guess is that he finds out about John in the season finale. Actually, he'll probably confront Gabby and/or John in the finale. Sad to think that the finale is close and then there will be a whole summer of no DH. :(
9:47: Oh, so McClusky isn't dead after all. Guess we don't getHoynes afterall.
9:48: Aw, she can't open her arthritis medication bottles. :( Aw, I like Lynette when she's nice. She and McClusky are so going to be friends afterall.
9:51: Oh, she so did not just say he won't go to heaven! Thats just ... ulch. Andrew is so going to use this against her.
9:52: Susan's mom's name is Sophie!
Recap: Yeah, and let the shit go down. Mike vs. Paul - who will win? Zach will be in the middle of it all, of course, as will Mrs. Huber's sister and somehow Susan. Susan will of course manage to be in the middle of it, because she's annoying like that. I'm seeing some sort of big showdown in Paul's house, around the time of the season finale. Whatever Andrew decides to do to get back at Bree, she most likely deserves it. There's being a protective, kind of overbearing, completely anal-retentive mother, but then there's being a religious nut job. Sadly, Bree has crossed that line.
End of the show: Ooh, what is Andrew going to do? Let Bree catch him in bed with another guy? Alright, no more post-nup! I wonder why Andrew even told the Reverend all that. There was no reason for him to tell, except to let the viewers in on his plan. Hold on for one hot minute! What is this nonsense going on next week? Is that like, a recap episode? I mean, that might be good for some, but for hardcore nuts like me, its just unnecessary. I mean, I could narrate a recap episode. I would much prefer a new episode that continues the storylines. Alas. We shall have to wait. Oh my lord, I just had a terrible thought - next week is Passover! I won't be able to watch live. No blog of wonder updates. I will have to work on this.
9:00: Mrs. McClusky is definitely Mrs. Landingham. And is cleraly going to die, because Lynette was a bitch.
9:01: I was right, sort of. Where are Lynette's kids?
9:04: David from Skeletal Bio was right!! Good job! Deirdre was the PI sent to look for the baby! Mad points given to David and his girlfriend. I wonder if this means that Mike will finally become normal.
9:06: Nevermind, he's going to start investigating Paul.
9:08: Susan's mother is just like her. Phenomenal casting!
9:09: Lynette's kids are so breaking that lamp. Either that, or Lynette breaks the lamp, and blames it on the kids.
First segment wrap-up: Bree is like, the most not subtle person ever. Gabby and Carlos is predictable. I still don't get why he's not in jail yet. Shouldn't his plea bargain like, begin already? On The Practice, when they plead guilty, they go to jail right away. They dont' get to go home and force their wives to sign post-nups and transfer money from one hidden Caymen Island account to another. He should totally be gone, so we can start seeing more of John. I wonder if Carlos has spies who will watch her while he's in prison. I mean, his mother's dead, so does he have anyone else?
9:15: Hooray, John is back! Too bad Gabby's using him as a therapist. Damn, thats mean of her. "I know that you're in love with me, but I'm going to continue to fuck you, with no hope of a future"
9:16: The credit card was SO nice of him!
9:17: Aw, Mrs. Landingham is lonely. :(
9:20: Poor Julie. She is clearly the most mature person in that house.
9:21: Yeah, like no one saw that coming. And did he just say Mike killed a cop?!
Second segment wrap-up: I kind of feel sorry for Mrs. McClusky/ Landingham. She's just lonely. :( How come Lynette's kids are like, never around in this episode? Just the one scene at the ice cream truck. Quick side note: Just saw an AMC commercial. Cannot believe David is trying to make everyone believe Dixie is back. What a stupid idea. Okay, back to DH. Susan's mother (whats her name again?) is clearly everything Susan is going to be in 20 years.
9:27: Ah, the student credit card comes to bite Gabby in the ass. Not surprising. I was actually expecting it to have like, a $300 limit or something.
9:32: Ew, I fucking hate that Bree is so anti-gay. This is horrible. Hate it, hate it, hate it. Not liking the trying to change Andrew. She totally deserves to have Andrew hate her now. This is wretched. Bree is definitely dropping down the list.
Recap: Yeah, so not liking Bree right now. I know that she's supposed to be right-wing conservative, but this is like, middle-America Bible Belt intolerance gay-bashing. I expected Bree to be unhappy, but not this extreme (although, when is Bree not extreme?) Totally with Rex on this one - Andrew seems happy, so let him be. Rex definitely didn't deserve to have Bree blurt out the masochism thing. Ulch.
9:37: Ew, those guys are so old and gross. Ick. Poor Susan.
9:38: Landingham/ McClusky is so dead - "You feckless thug! You get Hoynes!"
9:43: Aw, Susan is sad about Mike. No, sorry, devastated.
Recap: Oh, how can she say that Mike is the one. Thats jumping the gun a bit. Liking the Gabby-Carlos game playing. Its entertaining for now, but will definitely get kind of old if we have to sit through three more episodes of this. My guess is that he finds out about John in the season finale. Actually, he'll probably confront Gabby and/or John in the finale. Sad to think that the finale is close and then there will be a whole summer of no DH. :(
9:47: Oh, so McClusky isn't dead after all. Guess we don't getHoynes afterall.
9:48: Aw, she can't open her arthritis medication bottles. :( Aw, I like Lynette when she's nice. She and McClusky are so going to be friends afterall.
9:51: Oh, she so did not just say he won't go to heaven! Thats just ... ulch. Andrew is so going to use this against her.
9:52: Susan's mom's name is Sophie!
Recap: Yeah, and let the shit go down. Mike vs. Paul - who will win? Zach will be in the middle of it all, of course, as will Mrs. Huber's sister and somehow Susan. Susan will of course manage to be in the middle of it, because she's annoying like that. I'm seeing some sort of big showdown in Paul's house, around the time of the season finale. Whatever Andrew decides to do to get back at Bree, she most likely deserves it. There's being a protective, kind of overbearing, completely anal-retentive mother, but then there's being a religious nut job. Sadly, Bree has crossed that line.
End of the show: Ooh, what is Andrew going to do? Let Bree catch him in bed with another guy? Alright, no more post-nup! I wonder why Andrew even told the Reverend all that. There was no reason for him to tell, except to let the viewers in on his plan. Hold on for one hot minute! What is this nonsense going on next week? Is that like, a recap episode? I mean, that might be good for some, but for hardcore nuts like me, its just unnecessary. I mean, I could narrate a recap episode. I would much prefer a new episode that continues the storylines. Alas. We shall have to wait. Oh my lord, I just had a terrible thought - next week is Passover! I won't be able to watch live. No blog of wonder updates. I will have to work on this.
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