DH!
DH begins!
9:02: ulch, Carlos is shady. I bet he's not excited about the baby when he finds out about John.
9:03 where the fuck di dall these little kids come from?
9:06 totally loving that tthey're finally getting back to the secret lives of paul and zack and mary alice. so zack isn't really paul's son. interesting. who is dana? could dana be paul and mary alice (angela!)'s real child? did they steal zack to replace her? hmm...
9:11: susan's mom is awesome. i love lesley ann warren. long live miss scarlet.
first segment recap: hmm, not really much else to say. my two favorite characters, bree and lynette, didn't really have big scenes, although i'm forever amused by lynette's bratty kids. they really are devil children. speaking of devil children, andrew is quite the asshole and definitely didn't deserve the lemon squares. doesn't anyone else remember him being really angry at rex and all on bree's side after he found out about teh affair? they seem to have forgotten that, because now he's still all anti-bree.
9:19: bree served lynette's kids ocean spray cranberry juice!
9:23: GO GABBY!
second segment recap: eh, still nothing all that spectacular or noteworthy. i'm actually kind of surprised they showed bree spanking porter. lynette's so not going to be happy (but we knew that from the commerical. also, thinking back to the stuff with paul and zack earlier, i wonder if phylicia (mrs. hubers nasty sister) knew the p.i. that paul killed. also, i can't figure out why paul actually dug up the chest. it was pretty hardcore underneath his pool. no one would have found it. it seems like a ridiculous risk for him to take, because now, clearly, it has been found. speaking of digging it up from under his pool, didn't anyone notice that his pool suddenly had a massive hole in teh bottom? thats not something you can easily fix by yourself. he must have had to have like, people come back to fix that. overall, it just seems unnecessary.
9:30: tom is such a pussy. he's like, afraid of lynette. the fact that her mom used to beat her is interesting. hmm, lets come back to this later...
9:32: ooh, mrs. huber's evil sister knows zack's birth mom, who clearly isn't mary alice.
9:33: holy shit, zack is dana.
third segment recap: things are getting good! forget lynette's fucked up childhood, i'll play psychiatrist later. phylicia knows zack's birth parents. i bet they're still looking for him. i bet that she is a blackmailing whore like her sister and is going to blackmail zack and paul to not tell zack's birth parents. fucking awesome. i wonder how mrs. huber figured it all out. they never really made any allusion that mrs. huber knew mary alice back then (pre-wisteria lane, if you will), although, since both characters are dead, who knows for sure?
9:38: susan's silliness is not as endearing as it used to be.
fourth segment recap: that was pretty short. i mean, the drama between gabby and carlos was clearly the highlight. carlos is pretty scary. can totally see him being in the mafia. if gabby hadn't signed it, do you think he would have really hurt her? i can't decide. i think he's angry and passionate enough to, but i can't see him risking it. i mean, if he hurts her, she still doesn't sign it, and then she'd have legitimate grounds to divorce him, plus she could tip the feds that he moved the money, which would at least give them something to look for, and leverage to use against carlos. looks like jesse metcalfe isn't gone after all.
9:47: andrew is such a dick. bree is a bit much, but seroiusly. come on.
9:48: awesome, lynette!! good job! don't threaten violence, just threaten bree!
9:50: bree might be crazy, but at least she's honest. and i love the suit.
fifth segment: it seems like they rushed the whole "andrew is gay" thing. i didn't think he'd admit it so soon. in fact, i predicted that bree would catch him in the act with that justin kid, or that susan would accidentally let it slip out. never thought he would have the balls to say it himself. after she gets over the shock, though, i can completely see her like, buying him gay porn condoms and arranging them in a wicker basket. maybe with some cookies, too.
10:00/end: holy fuck, phylicia has a photo album! why the fuck is she like, walking around with photo albums of zack as a baby? speaking of babies, gabby's baby is going clearly going to be john's. its not even a question. when does carlos go to jail? shouldn't he be there already? i can't see her finding out she's pregnant before he goes, but then, it makes for such better drama if she does.
can't wait til next week's dh. plus, the dh vanity fair should be coming sometime this week - should be interesting.
9:02: ulch, Carlos is shady. I bet he's not excited about the baby when he finds out about John.
9:03 where the fuck di dall these little kids come from?
9:06 totally loving that tthey're finally getting back to the secret lives of paul and zack and mary alice. so zack isn't really paul's son. interesting. who is dana? could dana be paul and mary alice (angela!)'s real child? did they steal zack to replace her? hmm...
9:11: susan's mom is awesome. i love lesley ann warren. long live miss scarlet.
first segment recap: hmm, not really much else to say. my two favorite characters, bree and lynette, didn't really have big scenes, although i'm forever amused by lynette's bratty kids. they really are devil children. speaking of devil children, andrew is quite the asshole and definitely didn't deserve the lemon squares. doesn't anyone else remember him being really angry at rex and all on bree's side after he found out about teh affair? they seem to have forgotten that, because now he's still all anti-bree.
9:19: bree served lynette's kids ocean spray cranberry juice!
9:23: GO GABBY!
second segment recap: eh, still nothing all that spectacular or noteworthy. i'm actually kind of surprised they showed bree spanking porter. lynette's so not going to be happy (but we knew that from the commerical. also, thinking back to the stuff with paul and zack earlier, i wonder if phylicia (mrs. hubers nasty sister) knew the p.i. that paul killed. also, i can't figure out why paul actually dug up the chest. it was pretty hardcore underneath his pool. no one would have found it. it seems like a ridiculous risk for him to take, because now, clearly, it has been found. speaking of digging it up from under his pool, didn't anyone notice that his pool suddenly had a massive hole in teh bottom? thats not something you can easily fix by yourself. he must have had to have like, people come back to fix that. overall, it just seems unnecessary.
9:30: tom is such a pussy. he's like, afraid of lynette. the fact that her mom used to beat her is interesting. hmm, lets come back to this later...
9:32: ooh, mrs. huber's evil sister knows zack's birth mom, who clearly isn't mary alice.
9:33: holy shit, zack is dana.
third segment recap: things are getting good! forget lynette's fucked up childhood, i'll play psychiatrist later. phylicia knows zack's birth parents. i bet they're still looking for him. i bet that she is a blackmailing whore like her sister and is going to blackmail zack and paul to not tell zack's birth parents. fucking awesome. i wonder how mrs. huber figured it all out. they never really made any allusion that mrs. huber knew mary alice back then (pre-wisteria lane, if you will), although, since both characters are dead, who knows for sure?
9:38: susan's silliness is not as endearing as it used to be.
fourth segment recap: that was pretty short. i mean, the drama between gabby and carlos was clearly the highlight. carlos is pretty scary. can totally see him being in the mafia. if gabby hadn't signed it, do you think he would have really hurt her? i can't decide. i think he's angry and passionate enough to, but i can't see him risking it. i mean, if he hurts her, she still doesn't sign it, and then she'd have legitimate grounds to divorce him, plus she could tip the feds that he moved the money, which would at least give them something to look for, and leverage to use against carlos. looks like jesse metcalfe isn't gone after all.
9:47: andrew is such a dick. bree is a bit much, but seroiusly. come on.
9:48: awesome, lynette!! good job! don't threaten violence, just threaten bree!
9:50: bree might be crazy, but at least she's honest. and i love the suit.
fifth segment: it seems like they rushed the whole "andrew is gay" thing. i didn't think he'd admit it so soon. in fact, i predicted that bree would catch him in the act with that justin kid, or that susan would accidentally let it slip out. never thought he would have the balls to say it himself. after she gets over the shock, though, i can completely see her like, buying him gay porn condoms and arranging them in a wicker basket. maybe with some cookies, too.
10:00/end: holy fuck, phylicia has a photo album! why the fuck is she like, walking around with photo albums of zack as a baby? speaking of babies, gabby's baby is going clearly going to be john's. its not even a question. when does carlos go to jail? shouldn't he be there already? i can't see her finding out she's pregnant before he goes, but then, it makes for such better drama if she does.
can't wait til next week's dh. plus, the dh vanity fair should be coming sometime this week - should be interesting.
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