I should totally work for ABC

Great idea for ABC crossover: Bree, deciding that Lynette's kids are just way too out of control, secretly submits a tape of the Schavo family for Supernanny - and they get picked! It would be great. Jo would come in, and completely rip Lynette apart. Lynette would get all bitter and angry, but in the end, it would be good, because her kids would finally learn to behave. It would be brilliant. I bet it would encourage a lot of Supernanny fans to watch DH (although I still can't believe there are people out there who don't) and I wouldn't be surprised if DH fans started watching Supernanny. James Moye at ABC Daytime clearly didn't know what he was missing when he ignored my numerous internship applications.