Thoughts from the Golden Globes

Felicity Huffman: drunk or high?

What the fuck is that thing on Michael C. Hall's head? Seriously dude, its the Golden Globes. Sure, its not the Oscars, but its not the Kids Choice Awards either.

I bet someone is getting in trouble for how long its taking the winners to get from their tables up to the stage.

I love Meryl Streep! She's so full of herself, yet she can totally back it up, and that makes her completely awesome. Plus, she can at least act genuinely grateful.

Meryl Streep did not have to trek though an obstacle course of tables to get to the stage.

Kevin Bacon - definitely high.

Jason Reitman is kind of up there in George Clooney's ass.

Who is that woman who keeps whispering into Kate Winslet's ear?

Why isn't Maggie Gyllenhaal wearing a ribbon?

Wow, Sofia Loren. What a face-lift! Her face, like, barely moves. Still, its nice to see that you will be revered in Hollywood as long as you live past the age of 75.

Christoph Waltz is just trying to say as many names of famous people as he can. Probably hoping that a shoutout in an award acceptance speech will get him some meetings.

Yay Glee!

Jeff Bridges - also high, but its totally cool, because he's The Dude. It would have been great if he had just gotten up there, reached behind his ear, and asked if he could just light a j.

Wow, everyone other than the people who made Avatar seem really pissed off.

Ricky Gervais - eh.