Sky Rack Strap

I'm in the limbo period between moving out of New Orleans and moving into Lexington, so I'm staying with Sleazy G in Charlottesville for a couple of days, which is kind of interesting, considering he's living in the frat house. I never spent a night in a frat house when I was an undergrad; it took being an actual md for that to happen. Oy vey, what is my life?