The Hills

Yes, yes, I watch it. But I must rant about the opening. What the fuck is up with it? The entire fucking opening is shots of LC, Audrina and Whitney (well, and those two Heidi shots) except for the title screen shot, right at the creshendo of the song, the climax of the opening if you will. Why the fuck is that random ass Kate Moss-looking model in that shot? Seriously, what the fuck is up with that?

Oh, and I have infinite respect for Brent Bolthouse, the one person who was able to render Spencer speechless. God Spencer sucks.

Oh yeah, and I counted approximately 47 Waffle Houses between New York and New Orleans, give or take a few.