An Aaron Karo-esque Rumination

Warning lights on cars are essentially free passes to drive, and more importantly, park, like an asshole. Seriously, I'm kind of surprised that people don't just drive around with their warning lights on all the time.

Oh, and how much footage of Ramona snorting coke is there lying on the floor of the editing room over at Bravo? Seriously, its got to be like, hours.

The Real Housewives of New York City

Oh my lord, this is my future. And just to confirm it, on today's episode, we found out that Jill, my fav, is just a Jewish girl from Woodmere! Seriously, this has to mean something.

Star Wars Wisdom, Courtesy of SpikeTV

"If your sister hangs around your friends, eventually one of them is going to hook up with her."