Oh, I love the Olympics. They're great! I love it when people win. I love how happy everyone is. I love the cheesiness of it all. I'm sure that there are those who remember the Athens games, when I watched about 8 hours of coverage a day. (PS, I still want to be Kerri Walsh) So here we go again. I have to say, I'm don't think I'm a fan of the whole having the Olympics every two years. I think having them so often makes them less special. Its not as climactic because it feels like they're always on, or just ended, or about to begin soon. Then there's the whole internet thing, which lets you know who won immediately, and basically makes watching the actual event in primetime relatively unnecessary. Nonetheless, I'm excited.
So here I am, watching the opening ceremonies, and all I can come up with is this. Who the fuck designs this shit? Its like, ridiculous. I know that every country wants their opening ceremonies to be the most dramatic and impressive, but come on. Oooh, the rollerbladers with fucking jet packs on their backs represent the flames of passion. I bet its every modern dance choreographers dream to be asked to design these things. And you know that the director of the whole thing is running around backstage somewhere with a headset giving himself an aneurysm.
And now for the parade of nations. Fun at first, but then it gets boring. Ooh, random fact. Andorra has more mechanical ski lifts per person than other nation. That may have just made watching this thing worth it. Holy shit, this music is hilarious. First they were playing the good times song (the actual name of which I can't remember right now) and now they're playing I Will Survive. I wonder how much cheesy American music they'll manage to get in here. Seriously, where would the world be if not for 1970s disco music?
Ooh, another random fact: The dresses worn by the women holding the plaques with the name of each nation were designed by Moschino and are supposed to look like the Alps. As in the mountains.
Boo, apparently the hockey players aren't getting to Torino until Monday because the NHL doesn't suspend play until the weekend. Wow, Costa Rica just got dissed. Bob Costas, who I'm pretty sure is announcing this nonsense, just said that they had no chance at winning and that the opening ceremonies was their biggest moment. Ouch.
Okay, so this is why I love the Olympics. North and South Korean athletes march in the parade of nations together. The two countries are constantly in danger of blowing each other up, yet the Olympics bring them together. Apparently they are even talking about having North and South Korean athletes compete on the same team sometime in the next few Olympics. I have to say, I like it. Its what the Olympics are supposed to do - create world togetherness through friendly competition. Yes, I am secretely overly sentimental about shit like this.