3 New Episodes...

Only two more episodes until the season finale. Lets watch!

9:01: wedding ring #1 is cute!, as is #3. i wonder which of those guys is Susan's father.
9:02: Ew, you can't regift a wedding ring like that! Its one thing if its your dead mother's. It can't be your dead wife's.
9:05: I cannot believe that Carlos is using his dead mother as a scapegoat! He's so shady!
9:07: Of course its Annabelle at the door! That scene would have been better if Lynette had babyfood spitup on her shirt.
9:09: Susan would be ridiculous to actually tak her mother's dating advice. Then again, Susan is quite ridiculous.
9:10: Bree's ring is fucking huge.

recap: I'm loving all the focus on the rings. So pretty and sparkly! I can't believe that Bree was really naive enough to think that she could actually just be friends with George. I mean, she knows that he loves her, and she knows that people talk (remember that scene at the country club after it came out that Rex was one of Maisy's clients?!). I wonder what Edie will blackmail her for.

9:15: Tom is so having an affair. He feels guilty, which is why he's not having sex with Lynette Plus, he's kind of being an insenstive dick.
9:18: Is Paul still paying this dude? Why is he so invested in helping Paul out? What does he care? He's just generic PI.

recap: So did Gabby just say that even if its John's baby, he doesn't have to be a part of its life? I mean, obviously, it would be easier for all if they just accepted that it was Carlos' baby and let that be the end of it, but I can't see John as the type to not take responsibility for his kid. I wonder if Gabby is going to get a paternity test, or just wait for the kid to be born and have some sort of rare disease that requires a blood or DNA test.

9:24: Susan's immaturity is so not endearing. I continue to feel very sorry for Julie. And felon Mike is shady looking! That was so Kendra in the picture, wasn't it? That chick who came to stay with him back in the beginning of the season?
9:26: Ooh, Deirdre wasn't as pristine as we all thought! Drugs and hate!
9:27: Yeah, right, a recipe. I seriously doubt that Edie has ever cooked anything in her life... except for trouble! HEHEHEHE!
9:28: Yeah, Bree is a big Republican.
9:30: Is Paul drugging his son?!

recap: Wow, Edie really figured it out! I never really thought of Edie as one to look at relationships in a nonsexual way. I guarantee that Edie will worm her way into being friends with the group by next season. Oh yeah, and let me restate that Paul is way too shady to exist. I actually kind of doubt that he and Zack will make it to the next season. I feel like they've almost gone round the bend in terms of whether their characters are at all redeemable.

9:36: This is an awful long conversation to be having while Tom's carpool is waiting outside. Visiting business exec must think they are cracked out.
9:38: Oh, there is John, ready to do the right thing! And once again, I am forced to ask, why the fuck isn't Carlos in jail yet?!
9:39: That better have been a hand under the washcloth floating above the water.

recap: It would have made much more sense for Gabby to take off her shoes before running up and down the stairs. Those fuckers were loud! I seriously believe that Tom is sleeping with someone. Maybe not Annabelle, but there is/was someone else, and he feels like a guilty motherfucker for it.

9:45: Paul is drugging Zack! Holy shit!
9:46: Oh my lord, that is fucking scary! Mad props to Doug Savant for wearing those on national TV! Does anyone else think that its kind of creepy that they have sex in the same room that their baby is sleeping in?
9:48: Is Paul going to try to kill Felicia, too?! She's quite good at the blackmail thing.
9:49: BRAINSTORM! Is it possible that Felicia is Zach's birth mother?

recap: I can't believe Paul just agreed to leave without Zach. That seems strangely unlike him. He seems way too controlling to put up with being blackmailed by a woman like Felicia. Seriously, I can totally seeing him skulking back into her house in the middle of the night to kill her and take Zach and be done with it all. And seriously, I so wouldnt' be surprised if it somehow came out that Felicia was Zach's birth mother. Maybe she was just lying in that flashback last week about Zach's birth mother being a mentally handicapped patient. Maybe it was really her!

end of show: Susan is ridiculous. What a tool. I'm a litle confused about teh whole Kendra/Mike/ Deirdre relationship. Bree is so the type to start knitting a baby garment the day the pregnancy is announced. I can't believe that Rex is being such a dick. He should so realize what he's doing to Bree, especially because he was the one who kind of wanted to work things out. Okay, lets talk about the Deirdre time line. We know from the chest that Deirdre has been dead for about 10 years. That means that the stuff with her and Mike must have happened way before then. I mean, From what Kendra said, she was pretty hard core into drugs. She had to have time to clean herself up adn become a PI before taking on the missing baby case and getting herself killed. I don't remember exactly, but didn't they say Mike was in jail about 7 years ago? Wouldn't that not fit in on the timeline very well? Also, when are we going to see Andrew get his revenge?! Oh, lets see what happens next week...